Category Archives: Blatant Falsehoods

That Tesco flyer – first draft

Posted on March 11, 2013 by janh1

Seriously                      (Ed: Delete. No-one’s going to believe that) We are changing. So yeah, we usually send you envelopes full of so-called offers that we’re confident you’ll never use but this … Continue reading →

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Not a Bielieber…..

Posted on March 5, 2013 by janh1

Singing sensation Justin Bieber was last night slammed for keeping infants school children up so late that they had to miss school the next day. His appearance on stage at his 02 Arena concert was delayed. “It’s nothing to do … Continue reading →

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Mainly fair with occasional rain blog – 2012 in review

Posted on January 3, 2013 by janh1

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: 600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 5,900 views in 2012. If every person who reached the … Continue reading →

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Guten Tag

Posted on March 5, 2012 by janh1

Pseu tagged me! So it was only good manners to answer her questions: Cat or dog? Or what?  In a perfect world, dogs, (gundogs ie cocker spaniel, German Shorthaired Pointer) cats, Kunekune pigs, roseate cockatoo… but just the two tabbies, … Continue reading →

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Being Catherine Deneuve (from the MyT vaults)

Posted on April 4, 2010 by janh1

It was one of those specless pre-hairstraightening moments. I stared myopically into the mirror and who should be staring back but Catherine Deneuve**! A glow of triumph warmed my slowly-gathering Sunday morning awareness. Bloody hell. I’ve always wanted to look … Continue reading →

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