The shopping basket

So the prodigal son (he always is when he returns home from Hong Kong but he’s not due until 2012 which gives me plenty of time to locate a calf and make sure it’s suitably fatted) gave me a nice chunky Evans voucher for my birthday.

There’s a bit of a sale on at Evans Cycles at the moment and I can’t pretend I deserve yet another bike (well I need to leave a respectable interval before whining about a racing bike, I think, but that’s *strictly* classified information) so my attention has all been on clothes.

Women’s cycle clothing is really rather nice these days.  They have tops in pink and purple and black with racy white patterns on and rather lovely sugar pink cycling shorts – the baggy kind, not lycra.

It’s a nice treat having a bit of colour in your cycling kit.  For a long time when I started mountainbiking I didn’t wear anything special except a baggy T shirt and cycling shorts under Ron Hill tracksters. The mountainbiking seemed to demand baggy T shirts with suitably obtuse  (Banana)   or rabidly competitive slogans  (Second place is the first loser, Eat My Dust, that kind of thing). Mine was of course Banana, over an image of a banana. I still have that shirt and treasure it, although it has a little hole in one of the short sleeves where I caught it on barbed wire lifting my bike over a locked gate somewhere in the Cotswolds.

But as far as designer cycling gear was concerned, I spent no money on it. That was for people with sleek racing machines, people who could wear a team strip and do a passable impression of a pro cyclist.  If it was wet, I wore a waterproof.  If it was cold, I wore a fleece. Simple as that.  But how I was missing out….

A waterproof that’s not cut for cycling has to be quite long to avoid riding up at the back and exposing a little strip of naked flesh to the cruel elements.  A fleece which is perfectly good for a dog walk in a stiff breeze just doesn’t stop the freezing effect as the winter wind rushes through the fleecy holes straight on to your chest, ruining a brilliant downhill run.

The cycling jacket that I bought five years or so ago changed my world view of cycling clothing.  Yes, a lot of cycling clothing is ridiculously priced and accompanied by equally ludicrous descriptions, claiming all sorts of pseudo-scientific fabrics that wick sweat, allow ventilation, prevent rain coming in and wind getting out and generally promising to make you feel, on a challenging ride into wind and rain, as comfortable as sitting on the sofa in your jammies with a mug of cocoa.

BUT  (and that was a big fat ‘but’)  some of it actually does work a bit.  A jacket that keeps out wind and rain AND makes you very visible in traffic on dull rainy afternoons is worth every penny – especially if it fits well.

Shorts that are lady-specific means less padding usually but it’s in the right places and they feel incredibly comfortable.  I used to wear cheap cycling shorts – the first ones were mens. They chafed like hell in the Lake District.  And, no that isn’t a euphemism.

Tops that are sleeveless, light and made of a technical fabric that really does wick away the lady-glow are perfect for what we laughingly call summer.  Actually I must stop whingeing about the lack of summer as I had the perfect cycle commute today, passing through little windless micro-climates of warmth and calm.  They might have been exhaust fumes at the lights but I prefer the poetic image.

So ok, I have had a little look at the Evans website. My shopping basket currently holds £407.93 worth of stuff.  Yeah, I know. I can’t have it all.  Must whittle it down somehow to include only the extremely useful and gorgeous.

This possibly  (can never resist purple) or this   has the edge for pinkness and visibility.

These (got a pair already. Really comfy)   This but it might be a bit long  or this – a bargain – save 48%!!!

Decisions, decisions.


About janh1

Part-time hedonist.
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8 Responses to The shopping basket

  1. IsobelandCat says:

    But if you wear purple now (write I, wearing an ancient purple sweatshirt with bleach marks), what shall you wear when you are old?
    It’s all v much like the cravings I get in Blacks, when I have to remind myself I don’t need more boots.
    I’m not keen on pink, too close a match to my face when I get warm, though apparently drivers are more careful around cyclists they realise are female.
    For my bike, I’d like warm gloves (I Iost one), paniers that don’t look like paniers when you lift them off and are easy to fit, something to wear over my face in the coild so my nose doesn’t run.

    • janh1 says:

      I started the purple thing very early, Isobel and intend to continue indefinitely! 🙂
      Ha, I like Blacks too. Bought my “cycling” trainers there in fact!

      I have the same trouble with pink going rapidly puce with anything above normal effort, but what the hell. I didn’t know that about drivers being more careful if you’re female! I saw some panniers that look like floral shopping bags! Purple too

      A snood would do the trick as a nose-warmer. Can’t comment on the nose-wipe function 😉 They sell em in Blacks too. No excuses!

      • IsobelandCat says:

        My garagiste reckons whatever he wears inside his motorbike helmet stops his nose running (honestly, the level of my conversation these days is dropping…). I try to keep out of Blacks so i don’t come out with something I don’t need. Rather like Lakeland.
        But I may have to venture in for a snood.
        And I love the paniers. I am seriously tempted. Thanks!

      • janh1 says:

        I do go and buy stuff in Blacks – they’re struggling with lack of customers at the moment and I don’t want them defeated by the Go Outdoors stores which are threatening to overwhelm the little High Street cycling, running, and outdoor recreation shops.
        Blacks snoods are quite jazzy.

        Lakeland is something else. I bought five different types of dusters last time I was there and I’ve completely forgotten what on earth they are all for. So I’m probably wiping the kitchen floor with the anti-static glass cloth. And don’t mention the little green egg poachers that look like bra cups for a top-heavy Barbie…..

  2. valzone says:

    I’m not a pink person, there again, I’m not a cyclist either. I like the purple one Jan.

    • janh1 says:

      Just for clarity, Val I’m not *totally* pink but yeah the purple one might be good, except the pink one’s got more reflective stuff. Less excuse for running into me! 🙂

  3. I have to confess, when I started reading and saw your mention of a chunky Evans voucher, I did think you were going shopping somewhere else 😀

    There’s such a lot of choice – I can see your predicament!

  4. janh1 says:

    Hi Sophie. I have a friend who goes to both Evans’. She bought an electric bike from one and suitable trousers to wear while riding it from the other! 🙂

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